A place for my personal views, gripes and pet peeves. Might give you a chuckle for the day, something to chew on, or indigestion, you never know.
There can be a tomorrow - if you're prepared.
Your Canadian Income Tax refund

After filing their personal tax returns by April 30th, many Canadians will again receive a tax refund.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it in a Q & A format:
Q. What is a tax refund payment?
A. It’s money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Canadian economy by spending your tax refund wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China.
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in Canada by:1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to hockey games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only “truly” Canadian businesses still operating)
Conclusion:
Go to a hockey game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!

A very special Valentine


Where's the honour?


The world as you know it, is about to change.

Nobody speaks up

I think someone said that all evil needs to exist is for good people to say/do nothing.

The G20 (Toronto) nightmare continues for some



Q: Why do men's clothes have buttons on the right while women's clothes have buttons on the left?
A: When buttons were invented, they were very expensive and worn primarily by the rich. Since most people are right-handed, it is easier to push buttons on the right through holes on the left. Because wealthy women were dressed by maids, dressmakers put the buttons on the maid's right! And that's where women's buttons have remained since.
A: This comes from the French word m'aidez -meaning 'help me' -- and is pronounced, approximately, 'mayday.'
A: In France , where tennis became popular, round zero on the scoreboard looked like an egg and was called 'l'oeuf,' which is French for 'egg.' When tennis was introduced in the US , Americans (mis)pronounced it 'love.'
A: In the Middle Ages, when many people were unable to read or write, documents were often signed using an X. Kissing the X represented an oath to fulfill obligations specified in the document. The X and the kiss eventually became synonymous.
A: In card games, it was once customary to pass an item, called a buck, from player to player to indicate whose turn it was to deal. If a player did not wish to assume the responsibility of dealing,he would 'pass the buck' to the next player.
A: It used to be common for someone to try to kill an enemy by offering him a poisoned drink. To prove to a guest that a drink was safe, it became customary for a guest to pour a small amount of his drink into the glass of the host. Both men would drink it simultaneously. When a guest trusted his host, he would only touch or clink the host's glass with his own.
Q: Why are people in the public eye said to be 'in the limelight'?
A:Invented in 1825,limelight was used in lighthouses and theatres by burning a cylinder of lime which produced a brilliant light.. In the theatre,a performer 'in the limelight' was the centre of attention.
Q: Why is someone who is feeling great 'on cloud nine'?
A: Types of clouds are numbered according to the altitudes they attain, with nine being the highest cloud If someone is said to be on cloud nine, that person is floating well above worldly cares.
A. When Mary Queen of Scots went to France as a young girl, Louis, King of France, learned that she loved the game 'golf.' So he had the first course outside of Scotland built for her enjoyment. To make sure she was properly chaperoned (and guarded) while she played, Louis hired cadets from a military school to accompany her. Mary liked this a lot and when she returned to Scotland (not a very good idea in the long run), she took the practice with her. In French, the word cadet is pronounced 'ca-day' and the Scots changed it into 'caddie.
Q: Why are many coin banks shaped like pigs?
A: Long ago, dishes and cookware in Europe were made of a dense orange clay called 'pygg'. When people saved coins in jars made of this clay, the jars became known as 'pygg banks.' When an English potter misunderstood the word, he made a container that resembled a pig. And it caught on.
A: The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of coins containing gold and silver to discourage holders from shaving off small quantities of the precious metals. Dimes, quarters and half dollars are notched because they used to contain silver. Pennies and nickels aren't notched because the metals they contain are not valuable enough to shave.
Money, money, money.

How do we go about that, considering how plugged into the monetary system most of us are? Well, start at home and start with the little things. Reconsider all you have, credit cards, debts, and other such “financial instruments” and remember, they are not real. Money is a construct, it is not real.
So, get rid of the excess, the credit cards, the debts, the ongoing headaches.

Do you really need all those mindless television channels? Get rid of the cable/satellite.
Do you really need to drive the car to the corner store for a bag of milk? Take the bike out of the garage, or better yet, walk.
How long are you going to hang on to those “things” that weigh you down? Rid yourself of the excess and feel how freeing it really is.
Mostly though, move your money to a credit union and out of the big banks, if you have investments, get into silver, real silver, not certificates that are worthless.
Most importantly, teach your children, the youth about what is really worthwhile and priceless in life. Relationships, friends, family, people. If there is one thing I have learned about me and money over the last 4 decades, it’s that I can always get more. Beg, borrow, earn, steal, whatever the method, there is always a way to get more. Time on the other hand, once wasted and gone, can never be retrieved.
Rob Ford - Megacity Megawuss

Tolerance
There has been a great deal of "political correctness" over the last couple of decades, a radical swing from the previous racist, homophobic, misogynistic, intolerant, to one where even pedophiles and wife abusers have "rights" before the abused.
Well, this is not acceptable. When - as the demotivational poster above states - Tolerance applied to evil is a crime, and I for one will not put up with it. I don't care if the guise used is religion, or cultural or ethnic or whatever. I will stand up and expose those that commit disgusting acts against women, children, animals and anyone vulnerable and exploited. This includes commercial and political interests.
Take the case of the armpit of South East - Bangladesh. Here are some lovely stats to be proud of people of Bangladesh.
- Two-thirds of young girls are compelled to enter marriage at a young age. This practice is not limited to slums and rural villages. According to the United Nations State of the World’s Children, the rate of child marriage in Bangladesh is 64%; it affects 58% of girls in urban areas and 69% in rural areas.
- A recent publication from UNICEF entitled “The State of the World’s Children” reports that one in three Bangladeshi girls are married by the age of 15, 2 in 3 by the age of 18.
- Wife abuse as a right
Shaheen is just another example of hundreds of thousands of young married women who are beaten nearly to death by their husbands every day. “We, women, are helpless. There is no one to help us. Who is there to help us, to stop our husbands beating us? No one likes to be beaten. It hurts a lot.” With these words, she unveils the story of spousal abuse and other forms of violence against women in Bangladesh. This violence takes various forms such as battering, domestic and dowry-related violence, acid attacks, rape, fatwa (the Islamic law issued by an Imam, the leader of a mosque), sexual harassment in the workplace, and even human trafficking.
- Islam as a religion of love and peace - what a disgusting lie.
A fourteen-year-old girl who was raped by her 40-year-old married pedophile cousin has been whipped to death in Bangladesh. According to the Daily Star, the killing followed an Islamic religious ruling, or fatwa, that sentenced the child, named Hena Begum (also Hena Akhter or Hena Akhtar), to 100 whip lashes. Such edicts are prohibited by law in Bangladesh, a mostly Muslim country of 162 million people in South Asia, but allowed under Islamic Sharia law. The girl fell unconscious after receiving 80 lashes and was rushed to the hospital where she died of her injuries.

And this is supposed to tolerated? Well, perhaps if your ethical and moral compass is broken, this would be acceptable. But not to me and I will not be bullied into silence and I will not go quietly into that good night.
But don't think I discriminate. The same goes for Catholics, Jews, Protestants, Orthodox and anyone else who tries to hide behind religious freedom and tolerance.
I am merely observant

Happy Bisexual Day!!

This is a question that many people ask or have misconceptions about.
Here is one definition:
Bisexuality is the potential to feel attracted to and to engage in sexual and/or romantic relationships with people of any sex or gender. A bisexual person may not be equally attracted to men and women. The degree of attraction to any sex can be fluid and may change over time.
Bisexuals, like all people, have a wide variety of relationships. Sexual involvement with both a man and a woman at the same time is not necessary for all bisexuals. Just like anyone else, bisexuals may be single, have one partner or have more than one partner.
Self-perception is the key to a bisexual identity. Many people engage in sexual activity with partners of more than one sex over the course of their lives but do not identify as bisexual. People who have had sex with only one gender, or who have not had sex at all, may identify as bisexual because of their attractions, fantasies or openness to a sexual or romantic relationship with someone of any sex.
Celebrate Bisexuality Day
Celebrate Bisexuality Day takes place each year on September 23rd. Started by bi activists in 1999, Celebrate Bisexuality Day puts bisexuality on the map with its call to promote bi visibility and celebrate the wonderful diversity of bisexual lives. Events are held all over the world on and around this date to raise the profile of bisexuality and bring people's attention to the uniqueness of our lives.
Bisexual Flag

The pink color represents sexual attraction to the same sex only (gay and lesbian), the blue represents sexual attraction to the opposite sex only (straight) and the resultant overlap color purple represents sexual attraction to both sexes (bi). The key to understanding the symbolism in the Bi Pride Flag is to know that the purple pixels of color blend unnoticeably into both the pink and blue, just as in the 'real world' where most bi people blend unnoticeably into both the gay/lesbian and straight communities. (Michael Page, creator of the Bi Pride Flag)
The following link contains information on the history of the bi pride flag.http://www.biflag.com/Activism.asp?tag=EN000000000000
